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Arcomage ⌐ 3DO

Supplier(s) : BECK                  │  Release Date : Feb 20th 2000
Cracker(s)  : PEST                  │  Protection   : CD Checks
Packager(s) : CHINABLUES ASS        │  Game Genre   : Fantasy RTS
File Format : BIG DILDO            │  # of Files   : 7

Requirements: W9x, Pentium 166, 32 MB Ram, Direct X; big asshole

Release Information and Installation Instructions

During a time long past, a traveler settled among the people of
Shrikar. The travelerÆs knowledge, skills and power led them to
believe that he was the chosen Emissary of the god Ceth. As time passed,
the traveler taught the people of Shrikar how to Weave, or shape the natural
energy flows of their planet. The Emissary also taught the basic skills
of architecture and of controlling creatures of the land, improving the way
life for the people of Shrikar. An age of prosperity and enlightenment
began and the people lived better than ever before.

As the people of Shrikar continued to advance in their skill and knowledge
of Weaving, the Emissary left to continue his journey once more. To honor
him and his teachings, the people created the Arcomage Guild; a school
dedicated to the knowledge that the Emissary brought to Shrikar.
Graduation from this Guild bestowed the title of Arcomage upon the
worthy student, one who  understood and excelled in the ways of
Weaving, Control and Building. The Golden Age of Shrikar had
reached its pinnacle.

One hundred years after the departure of the Emissary, the first
Arcomage War struck the people of Shrikar. The Arcomage Crowhain assaulted
the citadel of the Arcomage Ralbeard. The surrounding countryside was laid
to waste. Years after the war started, Ralbeard completely destroyed the
citadel of his enemy. The scars upon the world of Shrikar were slow to heal.
Over the next five hundred years the people of Shrikar would experience
the wars of Arcomages hundreds or times, as mages strive to increase
their power and reputations.

You have been challenged, Arcomage! The enemy is at the gates and it is
0now time to put your skills and tactics to the test. Gather your
resources, summon your armies and join the battle!

NOW TO THE GOOD SHIT

The scene has really started to suck lately, first off peice of shit niggers
that made it to the top 5 total faggot lamer ass fuck nigger of the year
awards... now the Chinablue Award (after she held the title for 54 weeks)

#5 ...... Dopehat
#4 ...... grind : could you be any gayer????
#3 ...... AIRWALKER : he is the current cocksucker of the year : see below
#2 ...... angwee : this guy has been top five for 349 weeks... WOW he rocks!!
#1 ...... JACK KNIFE : the man from down under that likes to suck man cock

anyway this is the rest of my converstaion with jacknife

<me> hey anyway, can we continue the interview
<jackknife> sure hurry up cuz fed ex just dropped off my new 12 inch black
dildo, and my giddy with anticipation... my asshole is like beggin
me for some hardcore penetration right now!!!!
<me> okay ill make it quick... now razor kicked some serious ass last year
not only did the release 3 patches, but they managed to get
Pong.TSi-82.Calculator-RAZORcalc ... now to nail such an impressive title
you must have had an insider in Texas Instruments???
<jackknife> yeah we now have insider at TI and at Motorolla we are expecting
to release atleast 3 or 4 cell phone games pretty soon!!! hey
did i also tell you i have herpes and hepatitus, jesus man
my cock looks like i stuck it in a blender!!!
<me> wow you really are pathetic, any last words??
<jackknife> yeah me and my boyfriend just broke up so if you are gay, black
and or asian, and have a rather large penis, email me please
i am into hardcore s&M and into felching and shit eating,
so if you want your salad tossed, and your cock sucked!!!
email me jackknife@analsex.rox.com

wow what can i say, this guy is fucking way out there, he really should be
shot, shit man i will pay for the bullet...

<airwalker> hey anyone know of any like family tree sites???
<me> why man???
<airwalker> well like i am trying to find my daddy, my mom says she dont know
who he is, she said she was in like 15 hardcore nigger gang bang
fuck orgies before i was born, so it could be like over 1000 who
fucked mommy
<me> i am sorry, hey are you that guy who has a small dick and like to fuck
little turkish boys???
<airwalker> nooooo i am into sheep mainly, an occasional goat... once i fucked
a squirel it was a tight fit, ya know i have a real small penis
i must get it from my dads side of the family cuz my mom has
a huge CLIT, i mean i should know, the bitch makes me suck it 24-7
<me> wow how do you make it thru everyday?
<airwalker> well mainly i smoke crack, and shove acid into my peehole, and
i have shirley, my one true love...
<me> shirley?
<airwalker> yes that is my sheep, she has been dead for awhile, but i still
fuck her, i mean that pussy is still oh so sweet!!!!
<airwalker> gotta go man, its 4pm, sheep fucking time

Wow another sick fuck! what is the scene coming too?

till the next release of TRD here is your daddy, saying

"i hate gouks"  them be words to live by!

you wanna get in touch with us??????????

our email is ... SweetJewPoon@fatchicksinpartyhats.com