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Battle Sport Fix
(c) Acclaim!

Cracker  : The Binary Genital      ║ Release Date : April 11, 1997
Supplier : Night Vision            ║ Oper. System : DOS
Stripper : 8======> {              ║ Protection   : CD Check/Reroute
Packager : HappyMeal Boy           ║ Game Type    : 1st Person Tank/Sport

486/69, 8 Megs RAM, 55 Meg HDD

oOo Release Notes oOo

It has been pointed out, that despite our testing this release
on 3 different PC's on 3 different machines, some people
still had cd-check errors. That is due to the program
routines talking to your cd driver file .sys directly
rather than the general interrupts. If you had some
generic low quality Japafrican American brand, behold
since our newfound Cracker "The Binary Genital" Has
boldly ripped out the cd-check routines completely,
instead of by-passing them. That should give all you
lamers a chance to play this awesome game if you could
not before.

We proudly present Snoop-Maverick of PDM's top 10 excuse list when he loses
on a title.

10. Ach du lieber!  The CD was stuck in Menion's asshole!
9. Quality Not Quantity! Yeah, that's it!
8. In Europe we do not have this "good taste" American fad.
7. I was too busy playing Reloaded, despite the fact that it
could have been written by my little brother, to go get some
good stuff.
6. I didn't have enough deutchmarks to buy it since I stopped
by the transvestite section of Berlin on my way to the
distributor.
5. It would have put me over my supply limit, 1 game a month.
4. I was too busy making excuses to LTD as to why Dynasty lost
on another German title.
3. I needed a good cracker, but only the Paradigm ones were
around.
2. I was too busy explaining to China Blue the merits of
homosexuality.
1. I'm a big fucking lamer!

Er wait..he didn't say that #1 excuse..we did!  Wonder how that got in
there...

oOo Install Notes oOo

Overwrite all.exe with the file from the crack, and then run bs.bat

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