the

dogs!

"They were perfect strangers, assembled to pull off the perfect crime"

Game.......: DAWN OF WAR         Company: Southpeak
Supplier...: MR. BROWN           Release Date...: 04/02/00
Packager...: MR. 1 TESTES SMITH  Game Type......: RTS
Cracker....: Mr. BATHTUB CRANK   Protection.....: CD CHECK
Format.....: ZIP/ACE             RAR Count......: 11 x 2.8megs

YO YO YO mah niggahs and niggettes, its mr grey in da house for anotha
TRD TITLE, dats right, here is Dawn of War (c) Southpeak Interactive!
its astupid game... but we are still kicking the shit outta DIVINE...
Divine Intervention???? more like a Big Fat Stinky SHIT

about the game:

RTS set in prehistoric times, you are a caveman and do caveman things
including fightin dinosaurs, makin fire, and pullin yo bitch around
by her hair.

the good shit:

<ofd> Hey im a whiney little bitch that cant handle getting my ugly
ass .fr ass beatin up and down the street... ps im gay!
<Mrgrey> hey of i heard you were so ugly your mom thought she took
a real big shit when you popped out! you fat faggot bitch
<ofd> well yes several people have told me i resemble shit, they said
i look like that green chunky corn shit! cuz i have bad acne
i also whine and bitch about every time myth owns my ass, cuz
lets face it i have no life, and i have a small dick, i have
nothing to look forward to, cept my gay black man action porn!

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!

To: trdogs99@hotmail.com
From: ferrex@razor1911.com
Subject: SWM:looking for hot anal action...
CC:

Hello :) my name is ferrex and i am a sad ugly gay man, i am looking for
any young boys and or domesticated house animals that can give me the
satisfaction i need. i have both aids and extremely bad hemmrhoids, when i
take a shit, i shoot bloody muscle out my ass... sometimes when im real
hungy ill eat it, it tastes good with afterbirth! anyway i ramble on, if
you think you can satisfy my orfice! or you have a dog or cat with a tight
anus (i have a small dick, so i can only satisfy squirells and weiner dogs)
so your dog must be a small dog, no great danes... please email me

Homosexually Yours,
Ferrex

HEY IT SEEMS A RATHER LAME ASS GROUP EXISTS IN THE SCENE TODAY.......
THEY go by the name of TRSI, now for some of you newbies TRSI USED
to kick ass, notice i stressed USED, because now they suck total shit
they graced us with a mega elite release today... well if you could
call it a release... they release Might and Magic 8 at a mere 21 disk
now this would be impressive ifit actually worked... but the elite
PAHN decided its cool to release a movie and some d3d files as a game
holy shit, PAHN are you a fucking retard peice of nigger shit, or just
a sad kid with down syndrome... because you suck ass... your release
sucks my ass... and your group sucks even more ass for releasing such
shit... now what does the genius say when he releases such shit
<pahn> HEY SO IT NEEDS AN ADDON
NO BITCH YOU RELEASED AN ADDON, try released some exe files next time
those tend to be rather useful when trying to start a game.... huh
oh you are retarded and your mom is a nigglet you say????? WELL THATS
NO EXCUSE!
PLEASE I BEG, RETIRE THEN NAME TRSI WHILE IT STILL HAS A  SHRED OF
DIGNITY!!!! while some of us old guys still remember the dignity
the group once had!

Install Notes:

NO TRD INSTALLER ON THIS BITCH... just unzip then unace, then run
setup, then when it asks you to choose you install, pick custom and
DO NOT INSTALL THE MUSIC OR THE MOVIES they have been removed, full
sound fx are included for your enjoyment, directx, music, and movies..
have been sent to divine lamerland, where they will do a lame ass
addon or some shit!

MR. GREY - TRDogs

Members:

Welcome MR. Black, Brown, and White to the Dogs!

Mr. Black, Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. Green, Mr. Grey, Mr. Red, Mr.White

Scene-News:
THE SCENE SUX!
Listen up kids, a new group is in town, or rather, an old group.
Established back in 1996 we are happy to introduce to you the
THE RESERVOIR DOGS of 2000. Look for more to come soon.

Group News:

Welcome ULS our new EHQ, and welcome to our new members....
We are accepting beta suppliers, ftps, bncs, shells, hardware etc..
BUT NO FUCKING COURIERS! if you ask i will take a shit on your head

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WWW: COMING SOON...

Information:

You want to be part of The Reservoir Dogs? You think you're a
professional that got what it takes eh? Then send us an email at
trdogs2000@hotmail.com specifying exactly what it is you can offer
us. We are always interested in the following:

* Can you supply Alphas, Betas, or finals of games?
* Game/Hardware/CC suppliers
* Cool fast sites (t3+, please no cablemodems etc)
* VCD/ISO/MP3/PSX/N64 and Porno Sites, we love porno!
* Shell accounts/Vhost bouncers
* Write trainers, code demos, install programs

If you can't do anything of the above but you feel you got
something to offer us drop us a mail. But use common sense,
we aren't interested in any AOL-couriers etc.

ARE YOU KIND???

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"Divine Intervention? More like big fat stinky cow shit"

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