cH!SAC/PDM

EXTREME BULLRIDER (C) HEADGAMES

Supplier.....: EMJAY              │  Release Date...: 02/25/99
Cracker......: RANTNRAVE          │  Game Type......: Cow Pleasure
# of Disks...: 13 x 2.88MB        │  Game Rating....: For genre fans 95%

REQUIREMENTS: p200, Win95/98, 32 MB RAM, DX6.0

RELEASE NOTES

Ladies and Gentlemen - prepare yourselves for a gaming experience out
of the ordinary.

Hang on, eight seconds is a long time to ride the baddest bulls in the
country or you can try your luck as a rodeo clown in HeadGames extreme
bullrider.

Justin Boots, Don Gay & HeadGames have teamed up to bring you the first
ever realistic rodeo simulation.

With in game commentary by Don Gay, 8-time World Champion Bullrider and
TV host of the Mesquite Rodeo, this game will have you running for the
fences.

In extreme bullrider  you are put up close and personal with over 1 ton
of pure power using the latest 3D graphics & unique camera angles. You
control all the aspects of the game. . . difficulty, viewpoint & rider.

Try for the record book with that perfect ride or see how long you can
survive as a clown in bullfighting. With extreme bullrider, now you can
enjoy the rodeo world, the sweat is optional.

Normally a bargain bin title like this wouldn't be worthy of PaRaDiGM's
time, however, since CLS was able to bring you a game about riding a
horse, we will more than graciously bring you a game about riding a bull.
After all, we all have a little redneck in us somewhere.

Really folks... Let's actually look at this for a while.. What place do
games based on riding a horse have in the scene? I mean how fun can
equestrian be? (Equestrian is the sport of riding horses for you multi-
syllable challenged out there). I rode a horse one time... It gave me a
sore ass and smelled like shit (kinda like spending the night with
Drizzt from what Rantnrave tells me). So, we decided to go ahead and
release Closet Homosexuals from Texas Chewing Tobacco While Mounting
Male Cows (c) Head Games (they tell me that that was the original name
of the game) in order to get our point across that other groups need to
worry about quality more than quantity.

~~This incoherent rambling has been brought to you by AngryElmo and
the letter "D" - for DEEEEZ NUTZ!!!

Features:

~ 20 Different RIDERS to choose from

~ 10 bulls with varying difficulty levels

~ 10 bullfighting Clowns

~ 6 different Arenas

~ Instant replay

~ Multiple camera angles

~ Up to 8 players

~ Commentary by world famous rodeo pro Don Gay

~ Compete for top positions in the Bullrider recordbooks

~ Web site hot links to pro rodeo manufacturers

~ 3d graphics & professionally recorded soundtrack

Ripped:

A 16MB intro movie was ripped, and replaced with one of OlieW's. Every-
thing else is there.

/ Sun Dancer of PARADIGM

Installation

Unzip and then either use our installer (INSTALL.EXE), or unace the man-
ually. Move to your game directory, and start the game with EBRIDE.EXE

GROUP NEWS

We're looking for a few good people. If you can supply free long
distance telephone minutes, contact us. If you are in Japan and are on
a high speed link, contact us. If you supply new hardware to us, contact
us. If you live in the East Coast US and have access to a T3 or better
connection, contact us. If you're none of the above, don't contact us.
pdm99@hotmail.com

For a short time, we are looking for someone to supply us with a
luxury yacht - 40-foot or larger Grand Banks preferred. We will give
you leech on all of our sites in exchange. Hurry tho...

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