-The Finest Releases, Bought With Our Own Pennies-

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and all of Hollywood.  JEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZ    || || || || || || || ||
And now... The scene."  JEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZJE      \\|| || || || || ||//
-Rabbi Goldberg    JEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZJEWZ	\\\/  \|| ||/  \///
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chicken soup."               JEWZJEWZJE   "The menorah      (_)
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*The Torah Tells Us:

Little Ida (c) Sorosoft

Cracker  : Jewish Princess          ║ Release Date : 10/18/99
Supplier : Jew In Black             ║ Oper. System : Windows 95/98
Stripper : Adolf Hitler             ║ Protection   : CD check
Packager : Rabbi Silverstein        ║ Product Type : Game

Circumcision for all!

oOo Release Notes oOo

You are a little girl named Ida (she's probably Jewish). You run around
trying not to get killed by evil chickens and other creatures. Be careful
though, or Ida may get so emotional she will cry :~( . What a cute jew
she is! ... This game is actually fun and will be liked by those crazy
kids out there! What's with young people today anyhow!?

Personal Greets go out to my only and true love Marcy.

- Rabbi Silverberg

oOo Install Notes oOo

Unzip, unrar, run setup. After installation, unzip crack.zip to dir.

oOo Scene News oOo

JEWZ are taking over! We make our wives into baby machines and cut the
penis' of our newborn children! We make a damn good Kosher salami
and mostly have BIG NOSES. This is all not a stereotype but a reality!

oOo WANTED oOo

Due to the  overwhelming  amount of feedback  we got about JEWZ,  we are
now  looking for artists.  We are also looking  for any  people  who can
supply HARDWARE to our group.  Most  importantly 3DFX Cards, MMX  Chips,
and Hard Drives.  If you think you are able to help out, contact us ASAP
to be rewarded.  Second, we are looking for DEMO's (4k, 64k, even 4MB if
they are good enough)  with a JEWZ theme.   The DEMO Scene and our Scene
was never tightly knit.  Today, you are lucky if anyone   knows what the
DEMO  Scene is.  We would like to  change that, and give the  DEMO Scene
some much needed  exposure,  especially here in Israel.  Lastly, we just
wanted to thank everyone for all  the positive feedback we have received
over the past few weeks.  It's nice to know our work is appreciated.  So
if you can help us out in any way, don't delay, contact us today at  the
following E-Mail address: JEWZ@JewishMail.com

APPLICATION INFO

Interested in joining?  We are looking for  talented new members to help
us fill the ranks!  If you  fall within any of the following categories,
you might just be what we're looking for:

* If you work for a software developer, distributor, or publisher!

* If you can supply unreleased games, utilities, or even hardware!

* If you work for an ISP, or other provider of shell accounts, etc!

* If you work in Hollywood/in a synagogue and/or can give Kosher foods!

NOTE: WE ARE ACCEPTING COURIERS AT THIS CURRENT POINT IN TIME.

CONTACT INFO

Should you wish to make contact with our members/Rabbi's, we can easily
be reached via this method...

E-Mail (International): JEWZ@JewishMail.com

NOTE: WE DO NOT MAIL/FTP MISSING DISKS OF OUR RELEASES, SO DO NOT ASK.

"We stole CLASS's NFO layout because WE ARE CHEAP JEWZ!"