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Supplier(s).: Pre-GIMPS                ││Release date.: 21/11/99
Cracker(s)..: LOL, like we could crack!││Protection...: What's that?
Packager(s).: Gayve                    ││Game Type....: Lame like us!
File format.: RAR                      ││# of disks...: 2.9 x 08

Requirements..: A computer without any PRECISE releases on it!

Release Info:

Thanks to ISO groups for supplying every game we've ever tried to rip!

Ok, my apologies for the fuckup on HL:OF - but some other groups released
fixes for it at least. But we suck so bad our crap couldn't be fixed
so some unknown guys did a working one. Use that!

No one will ever play this game, which is why we released it!

Guide your ship through the galaxy, destroying enemy fighters as they come
come at you across the screen. Dazzling effects and incredible action
combine for an exciting space arcade adventure.

Features:

* Intense non-stop, arcade action
* Power-ups to aid in your mission
* Easy-to-learn game play

Well since we haven't released a working game yet, this is our best release
yet! Ok well Horse Racing worked... but we thought people like movies of
fat horses running in circles, uncracked shareware demos, and directx files
to be left in games! Seems they didn't and we got raped :(

Install Instructions:

Unzip, unrar to any dir and run the EXE to install.

Normally we'd make you unzip a crack file cuz we're too lazy to pack it
in - of course this file would be from DEVIANCE or FLT - but today there's
no crack. Which mean we can't fuck this up!

Please email precise@lame.org if you know what cdilla is - we don't! I
thought it was some toy my mom had fun until last WEEK when I got into the
scene.

What was ripped?

A new asshole.

PRECiSE News & Application

PRECiSE is now recruiting for EVERYBODY. We're doing so by having our
own members join REAL groups and trying to steal from those groups. We
also need someone to have sex0r with Godbody and Dayve - they can't keep
their hands of themselves!

We need also EXPERIENCED and SKILLED people to tell us how to pack, rip,
and run a group. If you can do ISO protections, FUCK OFF! We can steal those
cracks from ISO groups!

We need someone who knows what they're doing. Right now MiniME has better
members than we do :(

PRECiSE is looking also for 0 to 90 day warez sites. Pub is ok but provate
sites would be groovy! Cum quick ( I just did ) before all the sluts..err..
slots are gone. And this part is REAL: Precise wants a cable archive site!
Contact us after every other single group rejects you - you'll fit right in!

We don't take more couriers, we're all prewhores so we don't need people
competiting over our nukes!

imPRECiSE HeadQuarters - We Wish we Had some.

???             WHQ       OPEN          WORLD
???             EHQ       OPEN          EUROPE
???     USHQ    OPEN            UNITED STATES
???             RHQ       OPEN          RELEASE
???             CHQ       OPEN          COURIER
???             HQ        OPEN          HQ
???             HQ        OPEN          HQ
???             HQ        OPEN          HQ
???             ARC       OPEN          ARCHIVE

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··∙∙     EMAIL.: precise@lame.org                                        ··∙∙
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SKILLED PEOPLE NEEDED!

FINAL NOTES:

Well jeez we didn't know Half Life was a nuke, isn't 59 disks within
the limit??? And horse vid's 0wn, they're 31337!

Seems since we have no suppliers we'll rape ISO's for a while... but
damnit, we're getting Unreal Tournament tommorow, really, i swear, my
mommy's bying it for me! We'll 0WN J00 on it!

We recieved email this morning of PRECISE ranting in Divine's #,
and later whining in their own:

<dayve> first off, godbody didnt start precise, i did, second off HL:OF
is only nuked cause of addon4nuke cause CLS fucked original rip

Dayve takes comments for starting a shit group AND feels CLS fucked
up in getting Half Life as close to the limit as they could. So if you think
CLS fucked up WHY DO AN ADDON?

<dayve> other then that, u can all fuck off and die

Hey by the way Dayve.... FUCK OFF AND DIE.

YET ANOTHER PARODY BY ????????

Keeping the scene free from feeble minded morons who don't have a clue what
they're doing... propoganda is for schmucks! (Except THIS propoganda...)