"Making the scene a piece of shit in 2003!"

Welcome To An Official EFNETiSO .NFO File

Well, you are probably thinking to yourself, "What the FUCK is this?"
rite about now.  Well, we probably would too if we saw this release! So

This is approximately one million keys for the game in the title of the
release in one big text file.  Now you are probably thinking, "EFNETiSO,
what the FUCK are you doing?" LOL. We also asked ourself that question
quite a few times.

We saw someone do this this type of release on a popular game, and it
actually appreared popular through the channels that it was distributed.
It seems that some people do not trust downloading .exe files from most
sources (those people without good access and have to get their stuff
from non scene accredited sources... XDCC channels/FXP boards/HTTP sites
for instance).  If you don't like this, don't race it, dont download it,
we don't really care.  We personally think it is kind of rediculous, and
will continue using the keygens for these games, but since there is the
demand out there we decided to start putting out these large groupings of
keys.  We think of this as more of a joke for the real sceners and a
favor for all the noobs.

BTW - one good use of these is they make it easier to make a program to
brute for valid multiplayer keys. ;)  Anyone wanna try that? Maybe we
will in the near future.

Want to apply to be part of EFNETiSO? Guess what! We probably don't need
you! But that is okay, you can apply anyway, maybe we will say yes!

We need affil sites.  We don't care how bad they are as long as they are
10Mbit+.  So EMAIL us if you want to affil us.  We are cool people!

HTTP: www.goatse.cx

EMAIL: EFNETiSO1911@hotmail.com

EFNETiSO DOES NOT FEED YOUR CHILD CEREAL, OTHERS DO THAT!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT MAIL OR FTP OR SEND PACKAGE BOMBS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT PUBLISH PORN FILES ON WEB SITES, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE IRC TO ABDUCT YOUR CHILDREN, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE AOL OR MSN FOR AN ISP, NEVER!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT REMOVE INFOMATION FROM NFOS, ISONEWS DOES THAT!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT DO TECHNICAL SUPPORT, MICROSOFT DOES!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT HAVE, WANT OR NEED ANY TAMPONS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT GIVE OUT ANY DRUGS, SEX OR ALCOHOL!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT GIVE OUT ANY POSTERS OF US!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL TO GROUP OUTSIDERS HOW TO RIDE TRAINS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT HAVE ANY EXTRA STAMPS, STEAL THEN FROM THE PO YOURSELF!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT WRITE HISTORY TEXTBOOKS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SPREAD DEVIANCE'S KIDDIE ASS RELEASES!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT USE NAPSTER, WE USE KAZAA!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT SUPPORT SOFTWARE PIRACY!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE SPORTS TEAMS!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT TELL YOU HOW OTHER PEOPLE OBTAIN KIDDIE PORN!
EFNETiSO DOES NOT REPLY, WHEN YOU VISIT ISONEWS!

"If Gore invented the internet, I invented anal sex." - Anonymous

Shout Out's and Fuck You's

LOL, geeze, I can't believe that we started putting these out.  Anyway,
here are some shoutout's:

Mirage, SiNiSTER, FAiRLiGHT, Paradox, *iSL*, TCF, ESi, MaGE, FUTURiTY

And, unfortunately, a few "Fuck You's" too:

TRC, Jaike, DRMiSO, pn169, Kryptic Lord, Benzino, iSONEWS
and those of you who like to DDOS topsites.

NFO Made 02/08/2003                                                         Ferrex!SAC