[  POLICE QUEST 4: HARDDRIVE INSTALL PATCH  ]

Patch By: Black Mage                   Release: 12/10/93
Packager: Black Mage                  Graphics: N/A
:  Company: Excretion Enterprises          Sound: N/A                     :

Hey! Lemme guess! You got 12 disks for Police Quest 4: Open Season,
and you don't feel like formatting 12 disks, unzipping files, and then
taking 5 billion and 1 years to install it. Well, if you have at least
18 Megs available on your HD, you can install the game right from your
Disk, with no extra charge! Just unzip this PQ4HDEXC.ZIP into the
directory that has all 12 disks, and run PQ4EXC*.BAT. Remember, you must
add the parameter that specifies which drive has 18 Megs available on it.
(i.e. PQ4EXC C - Where "C" is the drive letter. DON'T add ":" after the
drive letter. It's pretty easy. Even I could figure it out!) EnjoY!

IMPORTANT: INSTALL.SCR must also be in the same dir as PQ4EXC*.BAT, so
just unzip the file into your dir with PQ4TDT*.ZIP or
PQUEST-*.ZIP files in it. Since I don't know the filenames
for PE and NEXUS versions, I will say this: CHANGE YOUR
BLOODY FILENAMES, CRETIN (CHRÉTIEN)!

GREETS : PENTAGRAM - I bet you aren't REAL Satanists, are you now?
THG - Nice trainer for Terminator 2!
TDT - Good release on Police Quest 4: Open Season!
PE - Good release on Police Quest 4: Open Season!
NEXUS - Good release on Police Quest 4: Open Season!
RAZOR - Good release on Police Quest 4: Open Season!                                     ^^^^What's all this bullshit?!^^^^

NEWS   : ∙ We want a wicked k00l d00d c0der who will make a mega
awesome demo for Excretion. You must be an experienced
excretor, however.
∙ Guns N' Roses: The Spaghetti Incident really SUCKS!

-BLACK MAGE

TRASHCAN MAN -+- INCONNU -+- BLACK MAGE -+- SCIONIC COMPOUND

SMACK MASTER G -+- BiLL -+- MASSIVE RESISTANCE -+- IT

Imp Of Zamiel... Psychonatric... WenchWoman... Nixe... Death Pod...
Sexecutioner... Lovely Carcass... Stink... Mr.Marlboro... ChemGOD
Unholy Stench... Leader Of The Pack... Horrid Beast... King Dooglez...

Scorpion Kid... Living Stamina... Morpeen... Toxican... ZillioN...
Bloody SCiMiTAR... Grand Admiral Thrawn... Hard Case... PlaidMan...
Hell's Reject... Deadly Bran Muffin... Asp... Violent Child...
Insane Prophet... Overlord Krazen... Lars The Wild One... Dungii...
Mr.Brownstone... Hand Of Death... Bombastic Simpleton... Pathfinder...
Death Adder... Lightning Hopkins... RaZoR... Urick...

MEPHISTOPHELES

Trask... Diminunitive Liason... Shaven Warlock... Nile... Pimpf...
Morbid Apparition... Conspikuous... ΣLεεT ßφ¥... Blasphemous Tomato...
Sheep Basher... The Repulsor... The Evil Witch... Luis Cifier...
Villainous Scumdog... Xing!... Druuna... Senterfuje... Iize... Oi...
Eternal Imbecile... Captain Blood...

Pasture Title       │ Position      │ Numéro        │ Nodes │ Sysopinogola

Mowdem Down........ │ Australian HQ │ +61-...-..... │  5.0  │ Massive Res.
Singing Porridge... │ European HQ.. │ +44-...-..... │  6.0  │ Pimpf.......
Polka Your Eyes Out │ Austrian HQ.. │ +43-...-..... │  3.0  │ Nile........
The Mystic Stone... │ Iranian HQ... │ +98-...-..... │  2.5  │ Conspikuous.
Σ∩ƒφRMεR........... │ GRΣΣK HQ..... │ +30-...-..... │  4.8  │ ΣLεεT ßφ¥...
Restricted Area.... │ Canadian HQ.. │ (514)435-0227 │  3.0  │ BiLL........
Lithium............ │ American HQ.. │ (313)...-.... │  5.0  │ Druuna......
Kingdom Come....... │ German HQ.... │ +49-..-...... │  3.6  │ Ejaculator..

Kakapoopie......... │ Member Board. │ (712)...-.... │  2.0  │ Kakahead....
Forced Eviction.... │ Member Board. │ (907)...-.... │  1.0  │ Landlord....
Free Grapes........ │ Member Board. │ (701)...-.... │  1.0  │ Morpeen.....
Yellow Submarine... │ Member Board. │ (503)...-.... │  3.0  │ The Beat-L..
Knowarez........... │ Member Board. │ (412)...-.... │  2.0  │ ChemGOD.....

The Classy Brothel. │ Wash Board... │ (801)...-.... │  3.0  │ WenchWoman..
The Ware Lump...... │ Diving Board. │ +94-.....-... │  2.3  │ ZillioN.....
Crack House Daycare │ Bread Board.. │ +51-...-..... │  4.0  │ PlaidMan....
Excessive Nudity... │ Cutting Board │ +972-...-.... │  2.0  │ Asp.........
Verbal Diarrhea.... │ Exec. Board.. │ (314)...-.... │  1.0  │ Toxican.....
Spitting Distance.. │ I'm Bored.... │ (818)...-.... │  3.7  │ Nixe........
Suburban Lettuce... │ You're Bored. │ +44-...-..... │  4.2  │ Stink.......

Unknown Cheese..... │ Courier Site. │ (206)...-.... │  2.0  │ G.A.Thrawn..
R.U.O.K............ │ Courier Site. │ (916)...-.... │  2.6  │ Ya Eye Ham..
Kashyyyk........... │ Courier Site. │ +353-...-.... │  2.0  │ The Wookie..
Malignant House.... │ Courier Site. │ (716)...-.... │  1.0  │ Black Flag..
Concentration Camp. │ Courier Site. │ (816)...-.... │  1.0  │ Nazi Lord...
Timbuckthree....... │ Courier Site. │ +33-...-..... │  4.0  │ Monsieur X..
Dungeon Of Froth... │ Courier Site. │ +49-...-..... │  3.0  │ Salivator...
Gravity's Pull..... │ Courier Site. │ (604)...-.... │  2.0  │ L.Hopkins...
RaZoR's Edge....... │ Courier Site. │ (805)...-.... │  1.0  │ RaZoR.......
Temples Of Syrinx.. │ Courier Site. │ (813)...-.... │  2.0  │ Urick.......

* * IMPORTANT NOTICE !! * *

Yo yo yo WASSuuUUuuUpP?! Hey, all you wicked-ass lamers out there!! Want to
add FUN, GIRLS and EXCITEMENT to your life?! Yes? Well, destroy your modem
and go rent a life.. If not, wanna join EXCRETION instead? Well, we are just
as sad as you are. Even more so, in fact. But at least we didn't release
Police Quest 4.. See? There's a reason! Join EXCRETION today for a brighter
and less politically-correct tomorrow! Sign up on Lithium, man!!

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