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  /  _____/|__| /     \\______   \/   _____/\______   \__ __/   _____/
 /   \  ___|  |/  \ /  \|     ___/\_____  \  |       _/  |  \_____  \ 
 \    \_\  \  /    Y    \    |    /        \ |    |   \  |  /        \
  \______  /__\____|__  /____|   /_______  / |____|_  /____/_______  /
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³                         Postal 2 Update 1337 Patch                       ³
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³ Cracked By : gimpsRus             ³ Game Type  : First Person Shooter    ³
³ Packaged By: gimpsRus             ³ Released On: 18 June 2003            ³
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   Instructions
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~
   
   Update your copy of Postal 2 using the included patch, then copy the 
   cracked 'Postal2.exe' into your 'Postal2\System' directory.
   
   Patch Changes
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   
   New Additions: 
   
   - New Level: "Obligatory Sewer System" - seweriffic fun and leads to other 
     areas of the map. 
   - New Level: "Tora Bora" - secret cave hideout of the Taliban. 
   - New Weapon: The WMD - only available in the Tora Bora map. 
   - New Difficulty: "Insane-o" - extra hard mode with ALL bystanders armed 
     to the teeth. 
   - New Difficulty: "They Hate Me" - even harder mode where anyone with a    
     weapon automatically hates the player on sight. 
   - New Cheat: "Headshots" - one shot to the head kills. 
   - New Cheat: "BoppinCats" - cats ricochet after shot off guns. Turn it off 
     with "SplodinCats". 
   - New Cheat: "NowWeDance" - scissors machinegun. Don't forget the second   
     'w'! 
   - Added in-game cheat menu after you beat the game once. 
   - Game difficulty for each save is now displayed on save/load menus. 
   - Dead bodies can be decapitated (if they still have a head) by the 
     shotgun or shovel. 
   - Added new bullet tracers option (defaults to On). 
   - Added support for joysticks and extra mouse buttons 
   
   New Changes: 
   - Level transitions are MUCH faster. 
   - Machinegun strength enhanced, more accurate, and has faster shooting. 
   - NPC's less accurate further away target is. 
   - Dude's 'get down' radius is larger. 
   - Shotgun slightly stronger, pellet count increased, and imparts a little 
     more momentum. 
   - Pistol slightly stronger. 
   - Postal Dude deals slightly more damage with all weapons. 
   - As Difficulty is increased, damage NPC's can deal out is increased 
     instead of increasing their max health. 
   - Dogs that you befriend have more health and their health increases with 
     game difficulty (to stay useful). 
   - Innocent, unarmed bystanders are even easier to kill now. 
   
   Bug Fixes: 
   - 1000000 iterations in PrepPawnSlider function crash fixed. 
   - "triggered a bug in the DirectX 8.1 runtime" crash fixed on most 
     machines. 
   - Collision-related crashes fixed. 
   - Changed error messages to refer to postal2.ini instead of ut2003.ini. 
   - "CheckDepthStencilMatch failed" crash fixed. 
   - The "Submit Bug Report" button works now. 
   - "Safe Mode" is now usable. 
   - Radar now doesn't come up after travel to new day (fixes radar coming up 
     strangely). 
   - Decapped head when shot by shotgun now doesn't explode into incorrect 
     amount as before. 
   - Crouched NPCs that die when catching on fire don't stand upright 
     anymore--they ragdoll now. 
   - Characters that set themselves on fire (ex: with a molotov) don't try to 
     attack themselves anymore. 
   - Fixed several interaction bugs with Krotchy. 
   - Game difficulty is now saved with save file (instead of globally). 
   - Improved dog AI with Player, catches up better, maintains focus on 
     player better. 
   - People that hate you will respond to you when asked to sign a petition 
     (rather than not hating you correctly). 
   - Throwing a molotov when your on fire no longer makes them blow up 
     immediately. 
   - Using a food item with QuickHealth no longer switches your selected 
     inventory item unintentionally. 
   - Suicide camera now doesn't snap on death; can zoom closer/farther now, 
     swivelling tweaked. 
   - grenades kicked back at enemies will now explode on the enemy on contact 
   - Joystick checkbox stays checked now if you check it in config menu. 
   - Gasoline lights more smoothly. 
   - Fixed some dialog bugs in the player. 
   - Joystick checkbox now works properly. 
   - Help how opens properly. 
   - Missing file required for optional OpenGL support is now included. 
   - Integrated several new (minor) engine-level bugfixes. 
 


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³ All the gimps in the scene!                                              ³
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