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Razor 1911 Proudly Presents:

Postal Fuck-Up *FIX*
(c) Ripcord Games

Supplied By : clASS                   Release Date : 9/30/97
Cracked By : Beowulf a.k.a. GOD   Protection Type : CD Check/Data Chk

Requirements : Unfortunately you need clASS' version of Postal!

Game Notes & Release Information

Leave it to your "#1 Group with a fixless streak" clASS to completely
and utterly botch this very anticipated release.  *chuckle*

Anyway, now that the non-sense has stopped, the REAL #1 GAMES GROUP of
the world...that's right ladies, keep the panties on, RAZOR 1911 comes
to the rescue once again.  Ahhh, it's nice to be able to sit at home
and still take the credit for this release...go fetch some more
releases for us SM and let Heyta crack them...it will just keep being
this easy.

*NOTE*   Per SPA rules, a group has 24 hours to put out a fix for
a game before it gets nuked.  Since we didn't want YOU the end-user to
have to suffer and re-download a 60+ disk game for a tiny patch we
chose not to.  As far as we are concerned, this game and it's credit
belong to RAZOR.  We didn't get to release this game due to clASS
rushing it out the door un-cracked as they have so many times before
and just planning on putting out a fix down the road...I guess all the
blame should fall on Skill, since he proclaims to be running the show
these days....good work bud!

- The Punisher

Installation Instructions

Copy POSTCRK.EXE to your POSTAL directory, and run it to crack
Postal. This crack will also work on an original copy of Postal
(i.e. one that you actually...gasp!...BOUGHT!)

Crack Notes/Discussion

This game consisted of two patches. One, which our incompetent
rivals at CLASS did, and the other which they did not, but
SHOULD HAVE FOUND IF THEY HAD DONE ANY PLAYTESTING WHATSOEVER!

As soon as you shoot ANYONE in the game, everyone erupts into
flames and dies. Game over. CLASS's initial response to this
incredibly obvious screw-up? "That's just part of the game."

24 hours later, and still no-one can play the game...you'd
think they would figure it out.

The first check in the game was the ever-so-popular GetDriveType
compare to make sure you are using a CD-ROM. Easy patch...any
half-ass cracker can track that down. The second check was to
seek to near the end of a huge garbage data file, and read in
a value, comparing it a "valid" one. Of course, since this data
isn't there in the CLASS release, a certain value is left untouched
and the result is the "flaming Moes". If the offset is successfully
seeked, and the data read in matches what it should be, a pointer
is incremented by 16. And no more flames...

The crack? Simply force the seek, read, and compare code to always
be successful, and the "magic value" is incremented as it should.

- Beowulf

Razor 1911 Greetings

The Punisher, Vitas, Manhunter, Pitbull, Third Son, The Pep, TSR,
Blue Adept, Bonez, BunteR, Gandalf, Hetero & Roy, Hooligan, Laric,
Colossus, Maverick, MYM, Pharaoh, Render, Link, Schlack, R0adkill,
ZEUS, Beowulf (c) GOD, Hoson, Mad Turnip, Jimmy Jamez, Eviltea and
Maverick from SS!

... and special greetings to those who keep the spirit alive:

PARADIGM - HYBRID - RiSC - DOD - PWA - LKCC - SAC - VEN - RiSE - RLC

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to the Family! I'm sure their talents will combine well with the families
current talent....two words hoo rah!

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