.::::::::..::: TuRb0 NuTTer KiWi BÆStÆRdS FRoM HεLL :::..::::::::::.

::::::::::::::..::: KiND oF PRoUDLY PReSENTs :::..::::::::::::::

::::::::::::..::─++ RAPTOR UPGRADE REGISTERED VERSION ++─::..:::::::::::::

SUPPLiER: RalPh                    │ PuBLiSHeR: APOGEE
CRaCkER: N/A                      │  GRaPHiCs: Nice
PaCKaGER: RalPh                    │ SoUNdCaRD: GUS & SB
ReL. DaTe: 940531                   │    RaTiNG: Cool

QUoTE oF THe DaY:  Go and DiVe iNTo the Sea LiKe ReaL LeMMiNGS !

REaLEaSE NoTES:

ALOHA! We are having a KiWi reunion today... and the sun is quite warm
in HAWAII these days..... Yes, that is HAWAII...The KiWi members deserve
this trip to the islands for their awesome work.
Some very rich donating members offered us the money to take some cool
vacations over here.. By the way, here is the RAPTOR UPGRADE REGISTERED
version for those arcade freaks.  Enjoy it as the whole Kiwi team !!

I wonder what the weather is like in Europe today, but who cares ? It's
hot in HAWAII!! Yippie!
RÆlPh ∙ KiWi DuDε

GReeTS & SHiT:

The Scene      - All you guys who try to improve the scene, you got
our respect and moral support !!
To all you other guys - We Love you cause we are big
fluffy peacefully KiWiS', not because you deserve it !

Razor Babe     - You got to show me those legs, Queen Elisabeth.....
Butcher        - At last you have understood the meaning of life, KiWi !!!
Rage           - Can't you slow down and behave like a normal courier :)

Lemmings       - Hey, you, little no brain piggy rats.. What do you want ?
You are the leader in Public Domain Porno Gifs...
and WOW, it rocks !
We love you.... Of course, we love all people...
Seriously, we like you coz you are showing us what is
the difference between a funny group and a boring one.

SPeCiaL GReeTiNGS:

RÆW Liquid     - Eh, gimme your surf board.. I want to use it too !
HiTMaN         - Congratulations! You win the KiWi contest for the coolest
guy on earth...You will receive one free KiWI release a
month for 10 years... isn't that COOL ?
Me             - Eh, man.. I love you :)

Oo° Hoson ° Torgall ° FanFan LaTulipe ° Marauder ° Westbam °oO

GRoUP NeWS:

KiWi is currently looking for new members.. The only demands are that you
are: female, blond, long-legged, gorgeous, wearing bikini, have an huge
ammount of cash, being a countess, loves KiWi and can stand one one hand
saying "Kiss my fat ..... pasqueflower ... ehh " .....

Mirage and Unlawfull Entry have asked about being pay sites.. But since
they just wanted to pay 1,000$ a month and the boards were really shitty,
had bad support,etc ... So we turned them down ...

PRouD KiWiS' :   Razor Blade, Butcher, RalPh, Raw Liquid and Rage

TuRBo NuTTER KiWi NεSTS ÆRoUND THe WoRLD

Ægents of Fortune ...................... WHQ ...... CaLL-iT'S-KiWi
UNknOWN PLεASURεS ...................... εHQ ...... +44-FUCK-AT&T!

Wanna be a TNKB Site? Well Tough Shit, we dont want any! This is a fun
group and absolutely no money will be involved!. On the other hand, if
you have a completely fucked sense of humour and can supply shit
(but acceptable) releases that no other group would release then get
in touch with us sometime ok?!?!

TuRBo NuTTeR KiWi BaSTaRDs FRoM HeLL is a registered trademark and
is currently protected under the American law. Any violation will be
punished by instant death thru gameplaying 24 hours aday on a 286.

WEiRD NFo BY: RAW LiQUiD

IF YoU LiKE THiS SoFTWaRE YoU MuST Be NuTS !!
Do NoT SUPPoRT A CoMPANY THAT ReLEaSeS SuCH CRaP aS THiS.....
GiVe YoUR MONEY To THe "BuY RAW LiQUiD A BRaND NeW HaRLEY DaViDSoN" FuND..