Game: Riverboat Casino                        Company: Wyvern Studios
Size: 3 Disks                                 Date: 9/26/99

Install Instructions:           |  What this game is:
|  16 Great Casino Games
Unzip into any directory, unrar |  "Join the Fun and Play Where the Money
into any directory.             |  Never Runs Out" (BOX HYPE CRAP)
Run RIVRBOAT.EXE to play this   |  Video Poker, Slot Machines, Baccarat
game. This game is 100% legit.  |  Red Dog, Mississippi Stud Poker,
DONT NUKE IT OR DIE! (Unless    |  Casino War, Roulette, Pai Gow Poker,
your TK4, lamers are allowed to |  Blackjack & more.
nuke it).                       |

This releases rant is:

The specialty of these releases are, you guess it, the rants that spew out
to bitch at OGN. While granted, most of the members in OGN are quite good
chaps and do not mean to deface the name OGN, their is a couple rowdy members
and leaders that drag the whole group down. Luckily, the most rambunctious
of the group, Cypher, has decided to cool down for a while. Unfortunately,
the ones who do drag down the whole group is ][ce & TK4. TK4 has already
taken enough heat from every group, and even has MP3's & demos released
to let people know how much he sucks. This eliminates the rant down to one
person, ][ce.

While we could go on a tangent of how OGN has fucked up three games
so far this month (Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear, Cutthroats, X: Beyond The
Frontier, and quote "<][ce> x was a mistake"), we decided that this has
already been overdone, and should move on. Of course everyone makes mistakes,
as we are all human. But the moment ][ce's mom found out she was pregnant,
and after a failed abortion with a coat hanger and a bottle of scotch, ][ce
came to this world as a mistake. When he was given the bad news he really
was a mistake, he decided everything he put his "midas" touch would be
a mistake. And oh.. has it ever been.

While most people look up to a group, OGN has become well-hated for its
screw-ups. Then even worse, ][ce makes the situation worse by defacing
OGN in public with his drivel comments trying to make the group seem like
#1. When his back is turned, everyone bashes him hard at him like frogs spit
on limeys in spite. If the logs could be posted how much ][ce is bashed,
it would hilarious. But they won't be posted since we don't have the
authorization to post them.

Many might not know this, but ][ce does tricks for games. You want
handjob? That'll cost you one game. The price goes up from there, depending
how good the game is.

His fellow members come out to defend ][ce, saying he's "misunderstood",
that in actualality he's a "nice guy". Well when ][ce learns something
called MANNERS, these statements will be believed to be true.
We believe he needs to be taken into surgery so the that large stick,
along with a cactus, a hamster, maybe even a cd, that is giving him such
irritations in his anal region would be removed so he'd no longer be
such a prick.

Usually when a person is noticed quite frequently on IRC, and has
a nack to bitch and complain constantly, this usually implies that this
person is quite anti-social in real life. While at the moment this is
based on theory, we believe ][ce is missing the good life of having
a life. We suggest ][ce look into this alternative, as it might help
him lighten up a bit. If ][ce is exactly like in real life as he is
on-line, we have sympathy for his parents, and any real life associates
of his. And if you're a friend of ][ce in real life, we might suggest
wanting to hang out with some new people.

Thanks to a helpful informant, it has come to our attention that ][ce has
never had the sweet luxury of seeing real live pu-tang (or an anal cavity of
another man, depending on your sexual preference). Yes people, ][ce is
a virgin. No seriously folks, this is not a joke. HE REALLY IS A VIRGIN.
So please, let ][ce know how the sweet joys of pu-tang feels (and tell
him how terrible it tastes). Please inform the public about this, as it
is urgent that this dilemma must be corrected soon. Might we suggest
using the profits used from all those games actually be used to by
a female escort. I hear the ones near the Kremlin are cheap, could get
one for several other members who are in dire need to remove the stigma
of being called a "virgin".

We wondered how a man of this statue in the scene could be in such a
predicament of not able to lose his virginity at the ripe age of 18.
When investigating this, our informants let us know that in real life,
][ce is of whee size. Too tall to be circus midget freak, but just tall
enough that if desired, he could get on the kiddie rides at the carnival.
Short guy, big ego.. makes sense; one must make up for a lack of real life
inabilities. And while most jokingly make sarcastic remakes about the
size of a male reproductive organ, it can be safely presumed that being
a real life short person, that ][ce does have a short male organ. Fear
not ][ce, there are many products on the market to fix this ailment.
Since IRC is the perfect place to hide all these indiscretions, this
really answers a lot of questions on why ][ce acts so premature. So if
anyone would like to donate a pair of platform elevator shoes to Mr. ][ce,
please let us know.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for supporting us to express our true
feelings. And thank you several members of OGN for being dicks toward
people. This thing we call the scene would be so boring if it weren't for
your constant comical hijinx that you so graciously demonstrate at just about
every waking hour of the day. And as a favor, we ask that all people who
have a complaint with ][ce to constantly remind him of these faults about
his personal life, and of OGN. We think that being reminded on a constant
basis will help ][ce make the right choices in future decisions. We'd hate
to see him go down the same path TK4 took. And remember, be sure to join
#origin for all comments and questions.