the

dogs!

"They were perfect strangers, assembled to pull off the perfect crime"

Game.......: SEGA SWIRL          Company: SEGA
Supplier...: PSX JUNKiE          Release Date...: 04/01/00
Packager...: MR. 1 TESTES SMITH  Game Type......: PUZZLEEEE
Cracker....: Mr. BATHTUB CRANK   Protection.....: N/A
Format.....: ZIP/ACE             RAR Count......: 01 x 2.8megs

YO YO YO mah niggahs and niggettes, its mr grey in da house for anotha
TRD TITLE, dats right, here is the SEGA SWIRLS (C) SEGA!!!!!!   ITS
a LAME ASS TITLE... but we are still kicking the shit outta DIVINE...
Divine Intervention???? more like a Big Fat Stinky SHIT

about the game:

Its a puzzle game, you know they type, they pretty much suck ass.
the good shit:

<Chinablue> harro, me wan sucka yo big alabama black snake! me sooo
hornnneeeee... fuck my charlie pussy long time!
<Madboy> China if i fuck you in the ass, will you put a strap on
and slam it into my anal orfice... my bf left lask week and
my anus is gettin tight, i can barely fit 4 finger in me!!!
<Chinablue> Me fucka yo good whiteman... my charlie pussy is so stank
it snaps at you... 15 dolla for fucky sucky.. 5 fo sucky!
<Madboy> after i fuck you, can you hammer a nail thru my left nut..
and maybe staple my scrotum to my stomach!

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!

To: trdogs99@hotmail.com
From: ferrex@razor1911.com
Subject: SWM:looking for hot anal action...
CC:

Hello :) my name is ferrex and i am a sad ugly gay man, i am looking for
any young boys and or domesticated house animals that can give me the
satisfaction i need. i have both aids and extremely bad hemmrhoids, when i
take a shit, i shoot bloody muscle out my ass... sometimes when im real
hungy ill eat it, it tastes good with afterbirth! anyway i ramble on, if
you think you can satisfy my orfice! or you have a dog or cat with a tight
anus (i have a small dick, so i can only satisfy squirells and weiner dogs)
so your dog must be a small dog, no great danes... please email me

Homosexually Yours,
Ferrex

HEY IT SEEMS A RATHER LAME ASS GROUP EXISTS IN THE SCENE TODAY.......
THEY go by the name of TRSI, now for some of you newbies TRSI USED
to kick ass, notice i stressed USED, because now they suck total shit
they graced us with a mega elite release today... well if you could
call it a release... they release Might and Magic 8 at a mere 21 disk
now this would be impressive ifit actually worked... but the elite
PAHN decided its cool to release a movie and some d3d files as a game
holy shit, PAHN are you a fucking retard peice of nigger shit, or just
a sad kid with down syndrome... because you suck ass... your release
sucks my ass... and your group sucks even more ass for releasing such
shit... now what does the genius say when he releases such shit
<pahn> HEY SO IT NEEDS AN ADDON
NO BITCH YOU RELEASED AN ADDON, try released some exe files next time
those tend to be rather useful when trying to start a game.... huh
oh you are retarded and your mom is a nigglet you say????? WELL THATS
NO EXCUSE!
PLEASE I BEG, RETIRE THEN NAME TRSI WHILE IT STILL HAS A  SHRED OF
DIGNITY!!!! while some of us old guys still remember the dignity
the group once had!

Install Notes:

Unzip files to a DIR and run INSTALL.EXE for our BADASS TRD installer
then install it, then goto the dir you installed to and type setup
or install or whatever the exe is, if you cant figure it out, then
i hope you choke on your own tongue you stupid cracksmoking bitch.....
and if you have any problems or want to leech alot of WAREZ on our
free 1000 gig IRC SERVER just msg EAGLE_1 SEND ME LIST
if it doesnt reply please msg it a few more times, it gets lagged
sometimes

Members:

Welcome MR. Black, Brown, and White to the Dogs!

Mr. Black, Mr. Blue, Mr. Brown, Mr. Green, Mr. Grey, Mr. Red, Mr.White

Scene-News:
THE SCENE SUX!
Listen up kids, a new group is in town, or rather, an old group.
Established back in 1996 we are happy to introduce to you the
THE RESERVOIR DOGS of 2000. Look for more to come soon.

Group News:

Welcome ULS our new EHQ, and welcome to our new members....
We are accepting beta suppliers, ftps, bncs, shells, hardware etc..
BUT NO FUCKING COURIERS! if you ask i will take a shit on your head

The Reservoir Dogs World Famous Boards and Sites

[ULS] .........[TRDOGS EURO HQ].....................[xxxxxx]........

CONTACT US:

EMAIL: TRDOGS@HOTMAIL.COM
IRC: #TRDOGS (EFNET)
WWW: COMING SOON...

Information:

You want to be part of The Reservoir Dogs? You think you're a
professional that got what it takes eh? Then send us an email at
trdogs2000@hotmail.com specifying exactly what it is you can offer
us. We are always interested in the following:

* Can you supply Alphas, Betas, or finals of games?
* Game/Hardware/CC suppliers
* Cool fast sites (t3+, please no cablemodems etc)
* VCD/ISO/MP3/PSX/N64 and Porno Sites, we love porno!
* Shell accounts/Vhost bouncers
* Write trainers, code demos, install programs

If you can't do anything of the above but you feel you got
something to offer us drop us a mail. But use common sense,
we aren't interested in any AOL-couriers etc.

ARE YOU KIND???

IF YOU ENJOY GRATEFUL DEAD MUSIC AND WISH TO TRADE BOOTLEGS WITH
THE DOGS EMAIL trdogs2000@hotmail.com

"Divine Intervention? More like big fat stinky cow shit"

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