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"They were perfect strangers, assembled to pull off the perfect crime"

Game.......: Sensational Automobile Destruction Orgy Deluxe Edition
Supplier...: Mr. 8Ball Jones     Release Date...: 04/19/00
Packager...: Mr. Nigga Brown     Game Type......: deathfestorgyfuck!!
Cracker....: Mr. twistaz         Protection.....: CD/CRC
Format.....: ZIP/ACE             RAR Count......: 03 x 2.8megs

YO YO YO mah niggahs and niggettes, its mr grey in da house for anotha
TRD TITLE, dats right, its Sensational.... (c) Bloodlust, if you want
the full title read above i am too lazy to type that fucker out again!
Man i am all about 7 day deathfest fuck orgies fueled by XTC and coke!
a word to the wise: Divine Intervention? More like big stinky shit!

about the game:
* 6 exciting racers, on 6 unique courses!
* A wonderful soundtrack by whatever CD you happen to have in!
* Crazy Special Moves
* A Picture Of Brownshuga in womens clothes!!!!
* all the violence and fuck fest orgy action you can handle....
* See full info below, i am too stupid to cut and paste into this box
the good shit:

<BrownShuga> Yo I am a big badass I act like I run razor, and Actually
have a clue, but i am really a retarded, ugly, and i
suffer from severe acne, shit my face looks like a pizza!

Bloodlust's mascots have sold out! It's two classic marketing techniques rolled into one! First off, we've seen the trend...take a bunch of characters from other games and throw them in a cheap racing game and people love it! Secondly, the Japanese have taught us the fine art of adding many many meaningless words to the title of your game to cover up the meaningless gameplay contained within! This is one of those projects that just didn't go where I wanted it to. The Games Factory started crashing on me whenever I tried to add anything else to it, so I was stuck with a "rough draft" rather than a polished game. Well, rather than scrap it, here's the best I could do with it. I'm making it an unprotected game, so if you have TGF, by all means try to play around with it and get it working better on your machine. I warn you though, my coding is the most unorganized, chaotic mass of inefficient garbage you'll ever try to sift through...

Arrow Keys

Up - Accelerate
Down - Decelerate
Left, Right - Turn

Attacks

Shift - Special Move

Characters

Buddy Tardinski is the leader of Bloodlust Tard Patrol Troop 409. He'd do
anything to please us, but this time we did something to please him. We told
him this was the Special Olympics and if he won, he'd get a gold medal! With
the inability to operate any complex machinery, Buddy is the only racer
without a vehicle - but fear not, this tard can run like the wind! Beware
his spontaneous drool puddles, they may make you lose control of your
vehicle!

Hellbent Deathspew only enters the race to prove to his mascots that he's
the man in charge. He casually lays back in his mobile lounge chair, and
lets it do all the driving. Hellbent's car is fast, and it can't be slowed
down very much, even by the slow-motion bubbles. Because of his speed,
Hellbent's special move is the least effective. He sends out an astral
projection of himself to destroy any obstacles in the path set by other
players, but it has no offensive abilities.

Shr(imp) is *not* a midget, and he will not tolerate being grouped with
them. Sure, he's only 4 feet tall and has a high pitched voice, but he's an
imp dammit, not a midget. We're not sure why Hell has sent a spy to compete
in our game, I suppose we'll find out later. Shr(imp) drives a flaming ball
of Hellfire, and while he has no special attack, his vehicle *is* a special
attack. He can easy bump any other vehicle out of his path, and even his
smoke trail will block other cars.

Cannibal Ed Bujone is still a mad scientist/human-eating chef, and still
experimenting with bizarre technologies. Well, this time he think's he's
discovered a source of limitless energy. What is it? Why it's
All-You-Can-Eat-Chilli(tm) of course! Using a modified ice cream cart with
a large bowl of AYCEC smoltering in the front, Ed never has to refuel! Watch
out for bowls of his prize product in the road, they'll bounce you back the
way you came!

Shitman's racing simply because he's a jolly bastard, and an all-around fun
guy. He's surfaced from the sewers and built himself a Porta-Potty to
compete. Shitman's special move is very effective - he drops a little poo
mine and casues great misfortune to those who run over it. Their vehicles
will be coated in a thick poo-crust, and they will lose all sense of
direction. Ew!

Stumpy is the leader of the Great Midget Rebellion is always first (and
shortest) in line to try to humiliate Bloodlust Software. He is too short
to drive a car, so he's mounted his trusty tricycle to take on the tallists.
Beware of Stumpy's midget portals, they'll grab you and throw you in
directions you don't want to go!

Items

Poop Bomb = Encrusts enemies in feces shell
Midget Portal = Slows and redirects your vehicle
Tard Drool = Sends you into a dead spin
Chilli Bowl = Bounces you
Bent Ball = Destroys above items
Shr[imp] = Hit him and you get bounced
Blue Ball (haha) - Speeds up your vehicle
Red Ball - Slows your vehicle
Green Ball - Normal Speed

Music - put your favorite cd in the player and it will play during the game automatically.

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!

To: trdogs2000@hotmail.com
From: chinablue@assmasters.com
Subject: FUCK YOU!
CC:

Hey i saw that you needed suppliers for the crew, well i can give you
like tons of hardware and phonesex all your members, then the supplier
that supplies the most games, ill fly out and let him give me a dirty
sanchez, that is when a guy fucks me up the ass, then i suck the shit
off his cock, and it gives me a little brown mustache, just like a dirty
mexican named sanchez!

America's #1 Slut
-Chinablue

be sure to drop us a line trdogs2000@hotmail.com we love to hear all you lame whores...
and i want some fucking hardware!!! donate your old shit to the dogs!
I need a keyboard! my R key is fucked up, so i have to sound like a nigga when
i talk, yo nigga go open da do... see no fuckin r's...

ok pussies, some of you  peice of shit faggots seem to nuke TRDogs...
releases because your pussy hurts, and i hurt your feelings, well
1 go fuck yourself you whiney whores, There is no rule that you cant
release shitty games, would you rather some homosexual group like
divine release this shit... I wouldnt because then i would have to
hear loud mouth homosexual bullshit from they gay divine duo......
MACHV and his anal assmaster Airwalker... so to all you siteops out
there who nuke our releases... here is a BIG FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET
AIDS AND DIE A WITHERING SACK OF ANUS PUSTULES!

Install Notes:

Unzip files to a DIR and run INSTALL.EXE for our BADASS TRD installer
then install it, then goto the dir you installed to and type setup
or install or whatever the exe is, if you cant figure it out, then
i hope you choke on your own tongue you stupid cracksmoking bitch.....
and if you have any problems or want to leech alot of WAREZ on our
free 1000 gig IRC SERVER just msg EAGLE_1 SEND ME LIST
if it doesnt reply please msg it a few more times, it gets lagged
sometimes

Members:

seems like its back to the 2 oldskool niggas! MR. GREY & MR. RED
weve been bustin out releases like a warm nut on your mommas face
since 1996!

Scene-News:
THE SCENE SUX!
Listen up kids, a new group is in town, or rather, an old group.
Established back in 1996 we are happy to introduce to you the
THE RESERVOIR DOGS of 2000. Look for more to come soon.

Group News:

ULS was kicked from the group for extreme homosexuality!...
We are accepting beta suppliers, ftps, bncs, shells, hardware etc..
BUT NO FUCKING COURIERS! if you ask i will take a shit on your head

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Information:

You want to be part of The Reservoir Dogs? You think you're a
professional that got what it takes eh? Then send us an email at
trdogs2000@hotmail.com specifying exactly what it is you can offer
us. We are always interested in the following:

* Can you supply Alphas, Betas, or finals of games?
* Game/Hardware/CC suppliers
* Cool fast sites (t3+, please no cablemodems etc)
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* Shell accounts/Vhost bouncers
* Write trainers, code demos, install programs

If you can't do anything of the above but you feel you got
something to offer us drop us a mail. But use common sense,
we aren't interested in any AOL-couriers etc.

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