TEAM RNS PRESENTS

TITLE: Big Fat Box of Shit

LABEL: Willowtip Records

RIPPER: Team RNS

209kbps avg - Metal
0hr 41min total- 66.1mb

RELEASE DATE: 2004-10-05
RIP DATE: 2004-09-28

01 True Nature Of Williams        2:25
02 Big Top Williams               3:11
03 Cain Sings The Blues           2:21
04 Let Me Into Starfish Land      3:21
05 Mr. Indignant Erection         2:58

07 Jogging In Hell                2:22
08 Stars Ingenious Cooter (Live)  3:22

Have you ever had listening experiences
that have caused you to undergo such a
magnificent spiritual revelation? Okay,
so I have those every five minutes,
but this time, THIS TIME, it's sincere
and honest. Trust me! Would I mislead
you? (Don't answer that, it's
rhetorical.) Anyways this is the
spiritual enlightenment of a lifetime!
This is the metal band to end all metal
wars and crusades! This is THE band you
need to hear. This . . . is . . .
Crotchduster? Let's go to the selling
points. Are you one of those schmucks
who hate Suffoclones and every new
melodic metalcore band that has no iota
of diversity in their music whatsoever?
Well have no fear! Because Crotchduster
effectively pulls off the exhausting
task of including EVERY GENRE of music
there is possible! You've got thrash,
death metal, power metal, glam! You've
got vocoders! You've got Glen Danzig
impersonations! You've got Slayer
covers! You have improvisational jazz!
All of this performed with such crafty
musicianship that you won't believe your
very ears! Still not sold? You've even
got a special guest vocal appearance
from RICHARD CHRISTY!!! But why talk
more about this than I have to? Just
download the MP3's from the website and
get a taste of the supremacy that is
Crotchduster. This has already won my
vote as album of the year. In fact,
this may very well win my vote as album
of FOREVER! This is the greatest metal
album you will ever hear! Listen to
Crotchduster or DIE! Support
Williamsburgland and buy plenty of
Mammal Sauce! Buy this album! Buy Buy Buy
Buy Buy Buy Buy!!! - Metal Judgement