About EuphoniX

   Nineteen-ninety-two and still nothing worth listening to.  Sometimes,  
   in the dark, we crank the tuners on our ghetto-blasters and float.
   Burbling beneath walls of static swims beautiful strangeness.  The music
   chain wage slaves have no idea what we're on about.  Why not want the
   grey, rainy music of the grey, rainy city?  The import stores understand,
   but knowledge doesn't come cheap.  Nothing to do then but make our own
   noises. We've got eight-bit Amiga sound to abuse.  First there are two of
   us: Mr. Jovian Francey and Mr. Tom Syzmanski.  Later we collect Mr. Darren
   Grant and Mr. Jason Johannson to follow us on to inevitable fame.  Two
   tracks on a comp CD means we get to play the fabulous Commodore Ballroom. 

   We sell our souls to corporate radio (Z95.3FM), and community newsmedia.
   We talk with resident music goof Terry David Mulligan.  Oh, the tortured
   life of the artist.  We spend hours in studios choking odd sounds out of 
   rented equipment.  Jason dissapears and so do our reel-to-reels.  Still,
   the eight-bit opuses do well.  Virtual friends flock to our FTP site.  In
   our wake come new electro-sound cobblers with nothing but cheap european
   software and crappy sound-cards/chips.  Good work but we've lost our place
   among them.  The staticky, muted 'MOD' rhythms only echo in memories now.
   The FTP site is dead and Darren and Jason are gone.  The founders remain
   and recorded an album of new stuff.  Good work but as yet unpublished.  No
   shiny disc to hold, but it's the music that matters anyway....  Isn't it?

   And what has EuphoniX been up to lately? Well...

        During the summer of 1995, Tom Szymanski and Jovian Francey, who make
   up Euphonix, completed their first full length album.  The results of this
   endeavour have never been made available to the public.  Our difficulties
   with certain record labels have kept A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC from being
   released.  To rectify this situation I am making the album available on
   cassette to readers of this message.  A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC is a full-length
   album spanning 72 minutes and 11 songs.  It is a digital recording to
   ensure good sound quality.  While we like to think ourselves unique, the 11
   songs touch on aspects of techno, trance, ambient, trip-hop, house, and
   even electro.  The cassette includes "let's get out of these monkey suits,"
   currently on the playlist on CiTR, UBC campus radio.  So take a chance.
   Everyone who's heard it has liked it.  You might too! 

   To receive a high quality cassette recording of A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC

   Send $6 (Canadian dollars) to:

     EUPHONIX
     c/o Jovian Francey
     703 W.68th Ave.
     Vancouver, BC
     CANADA
     V6P 2T8

   Include postage costs for foriegn orders.
   Make cheques payable to Jovian Francey.  I'll accept cash, cheque or money
   order.

   Your copy will be mailed as soon as I hear from you.  The price should be
   fair as I am not making any money from this!  I just want people to be able
   to hear this stuff.  Thank you.
