May - August 2001 by e-mail
How the very curious game of Eat Poop You Cat (aka Telephone Pictionary) is played

Cthulu | "Time has its lives to eat"
Delire Afar |
Silent Knight | "An old bald man resembling a wizard with a long flowing white beard and grey robe hovers above the ground. His feet point downwards as if to show you where a surface might be beneath him, if he were standing upon it. One can see that there is a surface as his beard rests upon it. His freakishly long forearms are outstretched holding a transparent apparatus, one part lantern, one part hourglass, containing a red liquid. The man's eyes remain closed as he drinks from this unusual container."
anotherone |
Sylphid | "well, it may not taste so great, but all this blood is doing wonders for my beard!"
Hedgehog Emperor |
the laughing fool | "My Pooh is jammed and dripping blood red."
Ice Cream Emperor |
Crystal Lattice | "Rabbit, this reminds me of the time Pooh got stuck after eating too much Hunny... But this is just twisted and kinky. I don't know if Pooh will ever go near a hunnypot again, even if we get him out before he bleeds to death!"
Corinthian |
Jabberwock | "Rabbit formed an overly sexual (and menstrual) image in his mind when told that Winnie The Pooh had gotten his head stuck in a honey pot."
Weird |
radlab0 | "Horrified, Rabbit realizes that the hormonal upheaval of menstruation could send Pooh into an euphoric glut of honey consumption, an event that would undoubtedly result in a rather unsightly mess."
ism |
Pannekoekologist | Rabbit is exasperated: "I warned you, Pooh, too much honey paralyzes the anal sphincter!"
schmOOnkie pOOnks |
flamingweasel | rabbit was a stern taskmaster : even though he only took a very short hunny break, pooh was threatened with a whipping for only stacking some of the poo.

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